“I would normally attempt to refrain from swearing in these match reports I write, but this really was the wankest display of trash dice the Client served up in this game. I rolled 2 x -2db, 1 x 2db, and 42 x 3 dice blocks.

42 x 3 DICE BLOCKS

42!!!

Forty Two!!! FORTY TWO x THREE DICE BLOCKS!!!

F O R T Y T W O!!!

42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!42! 42! 42!

(Give or take a block - I was sat in stunned disbelief for most of the game).

I was OUT CASSED by Fairies!

Ridiculous, hopeless utter garbage crap one sided trash rubbish nonsense :(

And the Fairies luck score stopped changing after a while, as every dodge more or less came off save for a failed dodge which killed a fairy (apo saved).

I only won the game after I'd given up all hope of salvaging the team (retired now with 2 SI and not enough cash) with a pick up in a TZ, dodge, and throw into the EZ where a beastman waited.

Unbelievable :( I wanted to have a little fun, and it was for the first half of the first half, where I couldn't break armour but at least I wasn't watching the fairies scoot off with the ball and succeed at everything (that was the 2nd half)... anyway... whatever.

Well done j3r3my - your guys deserved the cash, I wish them all the best in the future. Whatever lucky 15 leaf clover they have tucked in their pockets, I suggest they get a few more of, cause their luck cannot possibly get better than it got in this game.

*Gives the finger to Nuffle*

Hehehehe, ANOTHER team retired :S - this one replaced a new Dwarf team who had 3 dead and multiple injuries in their first game (retired) as well.

*groan*”