“One halfling village, simply known as brandenberry, has been fielding a very successful team by the name of the Badgers all season long. The smaller hamlet of Merryvale further to the south, with their poor drunk team, the "hoppops" finally called their brothers and sisters to town to drink their famous ale and play a friendly match of BloodBowl! Too bad for the hoppops, they didnt realize that the badgers were pissed off after losing to some human team and their anger only got worse after downing a few dozen kegs of Wobble's Apple-Berry Pale Ale.

The Badgers killed 2 hoppops and put another out with a gouged eye in their furious badger-like rage! The hoppops got a couple lucky scores to keep it close, but in the end, they decided to break off all contact with the town of brandenberry, at least until they sobered up.

Great match against a very talented coach! Look forward to another ling-battle soon!”