“The most brutal match my elves have ever had! Final Achievement were looking for a nice recovery game of elfbowl, but ended up far worse than they started out. Jeremiah Goldhair is mortified after taking the life of a fellow elf. He'll be visiting the grave of poor Intrepido to pay his respects to one who he would have been honoured to call a friend. Its difficult to say whether his spirit will recover but the team is behind him and refusing to let him retire just yet.

A rather unlucky day for Final Acheivement by all accounts, not only did the opposition cause a few injuries, but their own players managed to hurt themselves a few times too. That final 2+ roll eluded touchdowns for both teams, but the Aerodynamites were looking a bit sharper on their feet and were seen tripping up far less often.”