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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2003-09-02 15:19:10
60k
2/1/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
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4
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1
19
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
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1
8
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#11 Med Lowbath – Dead (RIP)
“After much taunting by both coaches during the week, the words were put aside for the biggest grudge match this league has seen... well we are only two weeks into Season 1, but still it was "BIG"...
With the Norse electing to receive they formed up against the massive Orc wall and each player new exactly what the plan was and where to run... but the cheating Orcs blitzed (the ref was somehow unaware) and started smashing into the Norse before the boot was put to ball.
The game plan then went out the window...
The first drive was promising enough, good running by Win Mallee saw him accept a handoff on half way and run 50 yrd for the score. 1-0 to the Norse, but the signs were grim. A couple of KO's, an injury to Wenty Falz and the Apoth already stretched to the limit... it was do or die for the Norse when it was there turn to defend...
But poor Med Lowbath was never too bright and took the coaches instructions literally... when he couldn't "do", he "died" and unfortunately not much was left after he copped an Orcan Blitz square on the chest.... The Norseman tried to hang on until half time, but unfortunately it wasn't to be and it was square at the break...
The Orcs could sense blood (they ain't bright, the stuff was everywhere) and they rampaged straight over the top of the Norsemen and their meagre defenses and waltzed the half away before scoring at the death.
2-1 to the Orcs, the Norse are now left to lick their wounds and await the high scoring Maniacs next round...
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Cataphract, thanks for the game.... as Orcs are my favourite race to play, I was much impressed. Good luck for the rest of the season! I also enjoyed the banter, this week - certainly makes for a comp that has some personality!”
With the Norse electing to receive they formed up against the massive Orc wall and each player new exactly what the plan was and where to run... but the cheating Orcs blitzed (the ref was somehow unaware) and started smashing into the Norse before the boot was put to ball.
The game plan then went out the window...
The first drive was promising enough, good running by Win Mallee saw him accept a handoff on half way and run 50 yrd for the score. 1-0 to the Norse, but the signs were grim. A couple of KO's, an injury to Wenty Falz and the Apoth already stretched to the limit... it was do or die for the Norse when it was there turn to defend...
But poor Med Lowbath was never too bright and took the coaches instructions literally... when he couldn't "do", he "died" and unfortunately not much was left after he copped an Orcan Blitz square on the chest.... The Norseman tried to hang on until half time, but unfortunately it wasn't to be and it was square at the break...
The Orcs could sense blood (they ain't bright, the stuff was everywhere) and they rampaged straight over the top of the Norsemen and their meagre defenses and waltzed the half away before scoring at the death.
2-1 to the Orcs, the Norse are now left to lick their wounds and await the high scoring Maniacs next round...
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Cataphract, thanks for the game.... as Orcs are my favourite race to play, I was much impressed. Good luck for the rest of the season! I also enjoyed the banter, this week - certainly makes for a comp that has some personality!”
Da Madboyz av dun it agen!!!!
Dere woz a lot ov tuff torkin by da soddin norse coach but in da end hiz zoggin norse couldn't even stay on da field... let alone foight!!
We kicked off in da first alf to da norse gitz and we blitzed em ard... we smacked dere front line! Rannos woz fired up frum da get go! der musta been sumfun oooright wot woz in dem powa aid coz he knocked out kat oombah (da soddin norse git) before da ball ad even landed!
Da Norse frowa picked up da ball and den Vladim Oslobahn went and got imself tripped by morskad downkikka. da boyz larfed well ard afta dat! Den Grishnak Vizgyre,Rannos' big bruvva, tried to blitz dere throwa (who az da ball) but he gone an trip himself befor he got dere... den da frowa handz it off to wun ov dere lineman and he goez runnin up da field Bogdag Ballchucka runs afta im but wivout any support he can't stop im and is Knocked out by Win Mallee! but befor he scorez Rannos getz a block in on Wenty Falz and injures im well good!
it's for da norse to kick off now... dere iz a bit left in da half, dey kick it out and Grag Dhakungolgar iz given da ball... Rannos blitzes and KILLS Med Lowbath! we waz well impressed by dat one! "Onya Rannos" da crowd shouted.den we stomped da ball down da field to equaloize!
Da secund alf started and we knocked out 2 ov da norse gitz befor dey had evun startad anyfing! we den stomped da ball down da field and urt sum more Norse... dey tried ta be tricksy and stripped da ball off wurrak nobbitz but he picked it up agen! Rannos injured ANUVVA norse git and Ghurtz Elvbitaa got wun too!! den we runned da ball sum more and da three Norse left on da field lay on da ground crying and screemin "owww... dun urt uz anee more!" sed wun ov em "we iz soree orcz are da best... we iz panzee oomans and we wear roolee stoopid atz, and are dum coz we dun wear arma"... den we scoreded and wun da game!
a big buncha Knockoutz three badlee urt, wun serioos injoree and a dead norse... and we didn't even hav ta stick da boot in!
afta da match we got sum more munna and welcum anuvva blitza to da team! also rannos got well eaps drunk and is now an expurt on bein dodgey! Da really funneee fing iz... Bogdag Ballchucka waz knocked out for most ov da match but we felt soree for im missin da fun so we gave im da MVP trofee! dey iz well shiney... but you can't eat dem... I know coz i seen Grishnak try... but wotz you can eat iz fanz! we had such a larf at tha match we went to da pub wiv da fanz the ladz thought it wuld be funneee iv we atez a cupla ov em... it woz funnee... but now we azn't got az many fanz... agen... oh well big match next week agenst da Kaos! dem iz well scary and bitey and dey iz not az easy ta break az elvzez or ratz or norse... and dey dun't taste na good eiva...oh well... maybe we'll steal wun ov dere elmets!”