“What a change of fortunes for the Woodies a 3-2 win against a star studded Real high elves (RHE). It also meant the DDs have won 3 on the trot which should see them take lots of confidence into their 2nd season.
This was always going to be a tough match and when news broke that Prince Morainon had offered his services (in exchange for copious amounts of magic dust) things looked bleak. However Hangers decided it was his time to shine and played like and absolute iron man (inquest into his use of drugs abuse currently underway). He single handedly gave the woddies a 1-0 lead after kicking off which proved to be the crucial TD.
TDs were traded before and after half time leaving the scores at 3-2 woodies recieving with 3 turns left. Some poor ball handling early meant the RHE managed to get into a very strong position and looked certain to tie things up. Red Cat however had different ideas and somehow managed to knock over Collymore and throw a pass into open space and out of harms way.
The only downside to the victory was Hutchy's refusal to return to the pitch after getting jiggy with one of the elf-maidens who helped him recover from his knock to the head. Hutchy will have to pull his socks (and pants!) up he wants to return to the starting line up next season.

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#3 Sankha Rella: controlled the offence for the high elves and apperead to be the only player on their team who had not been on an all night bender with Prince the night before

#2 Melindi Gracias: Was easily the most potent attacking weopon the RHE had at their disposal

#1 Kali Biangi: Some big hits and some good kicks, solid but probably feels he could have done better

4-0-2 not bad for the first season of SWL and the boys look to finally have made the adjustment from the amatuer leagues. Next season their aim will be to top their region an make it to the confrence. This ambition has been bolstered by Coach Ekers signing on for another 3 seasons.
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