“Black Orc Diaries:

Now 'ere wuz a 'ard game ta play. Both teamz wuzn't doin anything too stoopid. We receeved da ball first and crossed da endzone halfway thru da 1st half. De uther team answered back with a 3 turn TD. Random barshing ensues and da half ends.

2nd half we wuz kickin to dem. Unfortunately we lost a lineman, a Blitzer, and a BO to extreme heat. Dey only had a hobbo sit out. We tried 'ard to keep em back but were outnumbered and had to field our weakest players. Lissam our team mascot and goblin took the field for da first time in ages. He did very well until one unfortunate dodge on turn 3. He tripped and promptly impaled his throat on a pointy stick (held by a chaos dwarf) Luckily our doc fixed em right up and he was good to go. Dat dere gobbo has been wit us for 17 games. We couldnt just a let him die. 'De other team dey scored leaving us 2 turns to answer back for da tie game. Unfortunately Lissam was ravaged by da heat and could not take da pitch for some high flying gobbo flingin action. We roughed up 'da front line some and Vriurk our frenzied BO opened a hole. A couple Blitzers got downfield in scorin range. I had everything setup for a de ole pass handoff TD play. After Luclen's turn I cleared my recievers of defenders and set down to score. All I needed was a successful Quickpass and a successful handoff. Unfortunately no one told the lineorc he wuz gonna hafta catch a ball and he promptly dropped the pass ending 'da game. Da fanz dey was not happy an we din't even get no money. Lissam the mascot was given de MVP award for only dieing once.”