“FUMBBL SMACK LEGEND MATCH
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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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The Horsemen started in offence and a deep kick forced them to spread their players out somewhat.

The Falcons sent one player deep who stole the ball and scored vs 3 defenders thanks to a Lightning Bolt and a leap move.

Both teams had used their apothecary early on RIPS.

The Horsemen managed to tough score as the Falcons ran out of players to stop them, but not for lack of trying. A couple less cruddy dodges or blocks and the ball would have been stolen.

Second half the Falcons scored then kicked to 8 Horsemen (1 sent off by the referree, two more KO) and with their eleven were able to steal the ball and score once more to secure the victory.

A tough match. I was very lucky to suffer only Badly Hurts after the early RIP on one of my players. ”