“Technical Difficulties Mar Awful Game in the CTL

A truly Pathetic game today in the Cut Throat League was plagued with technical problems from the Channel BB corporation. This reporter is struggling to remember details of the game, so bland was it, while there is no chance of any tape of the game due to power outtages at the ground. Play was stopped on numerous occassions due to television coverage cutting out, and players just hung out and socialised during these periods. The problem was no one at the ground was able to record accurately where the players were standing when play was stopped, and after each restart there was great confusion as to where the players should be. Really there is little to report on, The Bulldogs did just enough against a dissapointing elven team, Brent "Shifty" Sherwin running in the only TD of the game. While the Bulldogs bid farewell to the playing Career of Terry "Baa Baa" Lamb, who foolishly smashed his arm dodging (Such was the poor standard of play this was typical rather than an anomaly). He joins the assistant coaching ranks in the role of special teams, Some of the Dirtier Zombie players in the team will no doubt be taught the "Hoppa", Anus's of the CTL Beware. In Post game news.. Darren Britt has followed up his more lauded teammate in Peter Tunks and has finally learnt how to block. Expect Casualties to start raining down on the CTL now. Warren Ryan was asked his thoughts on the Bulldogs opening game;

"Im not gonna lie to you and say it was pretty, or that the game plan came off as intended, but in the end a win is a win. Thats the most important thing early in the season. It puts us in a position to wax lyrical about taking the season a game at a time".

This reporter couldnt agree more, but I still hope for better standards of play in Round 2.

Phil "Gus" Ghoul'd

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