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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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This was a dice rape. Defeated by my opponent's 70% luck (with many one dice blocks) whereas I snaked an important GFI to set up a cage, then rolled a stack of Skull/Pows to knock myself over trying to set up the score.
Still it was fun for most of the game and no permanent damage and I got a +Str roll out of my TD.”
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This match report may contain language that you find distasteful.
If you are easily offended, sensitive, have no sense of humour, or have had something tragic happen to yourself or a loved one then look away now in case you have a reaction to something in the report.
The following terms may or may not be used in the following match report:
Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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This was a dice rape. Defeated by my opponent's 70% luck (with many one dice blocks) whereas I snaked an important GFI to set up a cage, then rolled a stack of Skull/Pows to knock myself over trying to set up the score.
Still it was fun for most of the game and no permanent damage and I got a +Str roll out of my TD.”