“Da Boyz wen out lookin for sum paybak genst dem scalies! Tings started well wen Flash Git run in for a quik TD. Lotsa da boyz wer hopin 'ed crack 'iz skull but da lucky sod made it.

Da 2nd half woz more excitin! We'z got to bash dem scalies cuz we woz defendin! 'Deyz was pretty tuff tho, an we culdn stop em. One of dem 'lit'l skinkys' passed da ball to 'iz mate, an he ran up to the scorin line. Den he stoppd! We'd thout he'd died wile he woz runnin. But da boyz didn care cuz we 'ad mor scalies to bash! Sum'un on da out line kept yellin at uz to go smash the skinky but the boyz wer 'avin too much fun.

Grull got sik of all da yellin an he tried to pick up Gombo un chuck 'im at da skinky but Gombo woz 'avin none of dat an jumped outa 'iz 'and! In da end da lit'l skinky wuz push'd by 'iz mate an he fell ova da line an scored.

Da Big Boss told uz dat we wuz gonna get da ball to Mooz an Grull wud chuck 'im ova da line. Da boyz got confuzd an wen da ball got to Mooz, three of da big boyz trippd ova demselvs tryin to smack a scaly, an da game woz ova!

”