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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2006-03-16 08:23:47
80k
1/3/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
2
-
1
9
-
-
8
36
4
#1 Big – Dead (RIP)
#4 Wooooah – Dead (RIP)
#9 Splatt – Dead (RIP)
#11 James – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
1
16
-
-
36
21
1
#1 Tweedledee – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#9 Bring out yer dead – Broken Ribs (MNG)
“Malthor caught some really bad luck as far as cas and pump wagon rolls go, no doubt. Both sides had some really horrible rolling, his was much worse when it came to the injury results though. Apoc'ed the mino SI, next turn, mino surfed for SI... <sigh>”
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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Dice rape pure and simple. My first turn, I block with my Troll, 3 dice, Skull, Pow/Skull, Pow/Skull. His Chaos Fling gets stunned, my Troll gets killed, no Regen.
I take 3 more kills this game (failing a total of three Regen rolls out of three for RIPs) and both Snot Wagons roll a 1 on the same turn resulting in one of them dying.
I had a snake eye dodge RIP as well (one of the three deaths above).
Just was not deserved as my opponent got great field position from the dice rape. ”