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This was a bit of a dicerape but that's life heh.

We both had some awful luck when it came to ball handling, but I had the worse of it.

I had some tragic ball handling second half to lose the ball and concede TDs including a few snakes, rerolling a 2 dice block into double skulls etc.

First half was crazy luck for us both, with my opponent getting a blitz on me after scoring off the oppening kick off. I rolled snakes on my way to blitzing him with my AG5 Blitzer, then my opponent rolled snakes on the pass to let me recover the ball and even the scores. So overall, pretty even first half.

Second half was just tragic with a stack of 1s on pickups, passes and catches heh.

However, at the end of the day, I got no permanent injuries, some good cash and no FF loss so no complaints really. My opponent had the nasty injury luck though, with a -AV on his Wardancer very early where the apothecary failed. Then the other injuries as well. All 4 from memory were straight through rolls, no Mighty Blow modifiers used. 1/2/1 with the 2 SI being permanent is very unlucky.

Still my opponent got his first win vs the Blood Falcons so I think he was not too unhappy about the outcome.

A good fun game and I look forward to a rematch when the DeepRoots recover.
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