“This was a very tough match. Censored Fungus -ask Admin played exceptionally well and really managed to get lucky when they really needed it. Nonosdeis scored like lightning after the first kick.. then Little Skull-Crusher held the ball for most of the rest of the match. Aggressive Holtagh managing to run in two fine Touch Downs.
Little Skull-Crusher attributed his amazing performance to the death of his mentor, Doctor Skull-Crush ( see below ).
After yoacorrer scored for Nonosdeis the first half was a long defensive drive as Censored Fungus -ask Admin slowly strove for the end zone.. finally reaching it in the dying seconds.
The 2nd half saw Little Skull-Crusher catch the kick and so began the most nail biting half the team has yet seen. Everytime that Nonosdeis managed to break through our defensive formation or knock down the ball carrier.. somehow we managed to pull things together, and Little Skull-Crusher just kept coming up with the ball. As time ran down, Best Boisy ran down field, hoping to recieve a fantastic pass from Little Skull-Crusher. That pass was never to come, as Little Skull-Crusher was repeatedly beaten into the packed earth. Finally, Runs-Through Calf-Slasher managed to run in and pick up a defended ball and hand off to Aggressive Holtagh who ran up field and scored.

Extra special credit goes to the team as they lost Milk Drops late in the 1st half and were left struggling after the additional loss of Doctor Skull-Crush. Also, we are proud of Milk Drops as she stayed very focused while she was on the field, and didn't forget where she was at all.

Super thanks to koliriokolapso. A fine game. Nuffle was with us this day.


"When I saw Doctor go down I thought.. I.. I just wasn't gonna let them stick boys beat us. I was gonna win that match, and I did. I just wish we'd killed a few of them. Next time we will. Mark my words." - a very serious Little Skull-Crusher after the match. Interestingly, the coaches were seen enjoying an OBSIDIAN ALE™ while he spoke.”