“Greetings SASP Fans!! The Packers pull off another win! Putting their winning streak at 3 games! Our intrepid half sized heroes this time faced a pack of diminuative technological rats! The Snackers seemed to be really on top of their game today, where as the Squeekers just couldn't seem to get anything to fall in their favor. To add to the Squeekers ill luck, their team just couldn't seem to weather the hits made by the Snakers. The Pack poured on the pressure and flexed their minisule bicepts as they collectively caused 12 Squeekers to leave the field at one time or another due to injury. They also had their Deathroller called out early by the refs, as it singlemindedly sought to flatten Primal Pastry! Fellfist shined in the Snack Pack's last game... This time Grimgaze decide to not be overshadowed by personally causing 1 Si, 1 Bh, & 3 KO's. Though he did seem to create an enemy in the form of #12 Ooze of the Squeekers who made it a point in the last moments of the game to dodge through 2 defenders and into coverage to blitz the Ogre and amazingly knock him off his feet!! Catastrophy Cream did his best to keep pace with monsterous teammate by causing 4 KO's himself. Pummel Pie showed the most competance of the day by scoring 1 TD and making a completion. The youngster Malevolent Meringue Jr. made his father in the coaches booth proud by scoring 1 himself and adding yet another KO to the days totals. Speaking of the coaches our good friend Devistatin' Dumpling retired to assist with the coaching crew be sure to look for the exploits of his replacement and newest team member Woefull Waffles! As luck seemed to be with the Pack all day the only teammember to suffer an injury was Horrendous Ham who suffered a niggling injury while attempting to make a dodge. While the team can't hope to have things fall nearly as well for them in the future, the win has done a lot to bolster their spirits. We all know how fickle Nuffle is, make sure to keep watching to see if the Snackers can keep in his favor or are next on his list for the shaft! Till next time!”