“Not a brilliant game from the Blackfire Bulls, but it gave them a chance to see some real elfbowl up close. It also taught the Bulls a lesson in violence.
First half went as Bulls tradition dictates, namely them being out played at every turn. They did manage to regain some semblance of dignity in their coaches eyes during the second half.
One player does deserve a special mention however. Gorrian the Thirsty made a stunning first appearance. Stunningly bad that is. However he did impress the cheerleading squad with his vocal abilities, spending more time roaring than actually playing.
Good game, and valuable lessons learnt. See you next time BB-Pad.”
“Yep, this was *not* a game decided by coach skill. My luck only dropped below 70% in the last turn, whilst Macheath's was rarely above 50%. With that sort luck, there's not much hope for victory but well done to the Bulls for still getting two casualties and a TD.
We tried to help save the blushes of Gorrian the Thirsty with a well-placed boot in our 1st turn but unfortunately the sly kick was a little too good and the apothecary had to intervene. From then on he seemed to fluctuate from total liability (mostly) to scary threat (occassionally) and we tried to "pursuade" him to leave the field later on after he got a casualty.
Thanks for the game, Macheath. Here's to a future game on evens terms.”
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First half went as Bulls tradition dictates, namely them being out played at every turn. They did manage to regain some semblance of dignity in their coaches eyes during the second half.
One player does deserve a special mention however. Gorrian the Thirsty made a stunning first appearance. Stunningly bad that is. However he did impress the cheerleading squad with his vocal abilities, spending more time roaring than actually playing.
Good game, and valuable lessons learnt. See you next time BB-Pad.”