“Oy dat Nuffle needs a beatin!!

Da game started pretty good fer da Boyz when da new guy Krog smashes da noggin on one o' dem dead guyz. We was almost ready to put da hurtz on der bawl carrier when Gutz knocks himself down trying to hit one o' dem Mummeez. So dey go's in for an easy score. Well da boyz come back and bash da dead guyz a bunch.. Includin Trugg killin one o' der Gools! Shaarg gets da bawl and works his way down fer da score.

For da third straight game da opponent get a Blitz on the second half kickoff!!!! Immediately Shaarg get's KOd by a Mummy. Den when we need to get somebodyz back to free up da bawl. Gutz knocks himself down agin, dis time against a stupid zombie! When Mugg and Kudd run over to take down dat Gool so Blud can get da bawl, sure enough, even wit da two o' dem, down goes Kudd! Da Gool knocks Mugg down, grabs da bawl and heads fer da goal.

After dat it just got worse.. Frustratin.. we lose da coin toss every game, den dey getz a Blitz on da kick after da half.. Three games in a row... ”