“Although it tapered off towards the end when he started bouncing my elves off the pitch, I had some ridiculously good luck both blocking and dodging in this match. I was almost 80% for a while and I just couldn't trip if I tried!

Not that I'm complaining, mind you, I just wanted to point out that Jazzer was doing great just to keep up with The Fickle Finger of Fate (which should always be capitalized out of respect, less you piss it off). The death was off a 1 die blitz by a Lion Warrior with a failed apoth... nasty.”