“A Vampire-Fest!

The Suckers made made very hard for the Counts to score the first time but they made it anyway. 0-1
In their own drive, the Suckers were already out-manned. Nonchalace caused them to lose the ball to the Counts who got away and scored: 0-2
The Suckers got another try. They were well on their way to a touchdown when the bloodlust made them fall out of formation. They lost the ball again to the Counts. A desperate play to recapture it worked but the ball never reached the endzone.
Another try: this time they got it right: The Counts left the ballcarrier standing. He dodged to 1-2.
Now vastly undermanned but succeeding in knocking over the Counts' ballcarrier twice, the Suckers still took another inevitable hit: 1-3

The main reasons the Suckers lost were the early casualties they suffered and their failure to do some lasting damage to their opponent in spite of the many blocks.”