#9 I used to be an Ogre – Smashed Knee (NI) #9 I used to be an Ogre – Broken Ribs (MNG)
“This was a bullshit result played out with game long bullshit dice in a cascading shower of one sided excrement :)
In other words, your common or garden dice rape :)
You see those 4 fouls? 3 of those were with the ref watching.
You see that casualty score for the Necros? That was vs AV7. The other score for the Norse was vs AV8, with several failed regens, KOing the Flesh Golems as a matter of course as well.
A game long festival of successful one sided dice blocks, and anything I tried pretty much came up shite. 4 rerolls vs 1? The Norse didn't really need 1 even. Oh yeah, the odd failed block - like one or two :)
Picking ball up in tackle zones (5+) hey, no sweat :) Dodging better than Elves? Heck we do that too :) No rerolls left? Bah, who needs 'em?
When the dice are this stacked, this wanky, it does make a mockery when the opponent says "GG".
My touchdown came from a "hardly any players left, nothing more to lose, go for it long bomb who cares?" throw to the Wolf.
The Norse touchdown came from a dodge, throw (failed to catch, amazingly), pick the ball up (whereas it had been a bar of soap for me) and run home with no resistance, as everyone had been 1 dice blocked or fouled into the floor with the ref looking on.
All in all, one to forget and move on. ”
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In other words, your common or garden dice rape :)
You see those 4 fouls? 3 of those were with the ref watching.
You see that casualty score for the Necros? That was vs AV7. The other score for the Norse was vs AV8, with several failed regens, KOing the Flesh Golems as a matter of course as well.
A game long festival of successful one sided dice blocks, and anything I tried pretty much came up shite. 4 rerolls vs 1? The Norse didn't really need 1 even. Oh yeah, the odd failed block - like one or two :)
Picking ball up in tackle zones (5+) hey, no sweat :) Dodging better than Elves? Heck we do that too :) No rerolls left? Bah, who needs 'em?
When the dice are this stacked, this wanky, it does make a mockery when the opponent says "GG".
My touchdown came from a "hardly any players left, nothing more to lose, go for it long bomb who cares?" throw to the Wolf.
The Norse touchdown came from a dodge, throw (failed to catch, amazingly), pick the ball up (whereas it had been a bar of soap for me) and run home with no resistance, as everyone had been 1 dice blocked or fouled into the floor with the ref looking on.
All in all, one to forget and move on. ”