“A match update from the exiting game between the elven Christmas G-Unit and the Dwarven Metallic Mean Machines.

The first half it feelt like te teams were testing eachothers streanght and tactis. Pushing knocking, blocking and running around all over the field with no common plan from either team (at least it looked that way from the speaker box) the first half was fun to watch but not so much action.

The second half started of in a blast from the Metallic Mean Machines who started to smack out the poor elves into the loocker room one by one even killing on of them before Mordreed the bullcentaur picked up a loose ball and rushed for the TD line.

Angry for loosing the ball the elves took out their revenge on Grond who they made a permanent part of the field stomping his life out of him. That action angered the dwarfs even more who keept on knocking out elves until they only had four players left on the field. Then they just held their ground and watched Mordreed score Metallic Mean Machines first touchdown in the history of blood bowl.

1-0 to the dwarfs and coach Quark of Metallic Mean Machines wishes the best of luck to his opponents in the future and he says he's always up for a rematch, anyday, anywhere.

Warric Norg (Directly after the game for the Dwarven BB-Magazine Headsplitter)”