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Bad coaching
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Well, threw all chance of defence away when I thought I was attacking one of his Snots with my Pump Wagon and it was my own. Silly Snot Icons are so small I couldn't distinquish his player from mine.

That turn cost me big as I was all of position then.

Add that to my 34% luck thus far and I decided I had better things to do than be abused for the next hour or so.”