“We fought bravely, but our bronze daggers could not penetrate the thick furry mat covering the opposing team. Our first encounter with those small hairy-things from the east was indeed a close call.

We tried to compensate this by adding potent poison distilled from fermented bactli reef to the refreshments of the opposing team's audience. Alas, it did not hinder the cheering crowd, morelike the opposite. How peculiar.
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