“Some unlucky dice for coach Q allowed the Nashers to bash their way to another victory in the 145 Mini League. The highlight of the game had to be the 8th turn play, bringing up the ball from the backfield, handing off ot gobbo Chase who was then tossed downfield by the Troll Grant. Chase landed on his sure feet and ran it in for a TD. The post game celebrations were further enhanced when BOB Clay managed to find a whole crate of steroids, boosting his ST up to 5. His genitals unfortunately shriveled and fell off, but, hey, this is BB, not a relationship!
Good game Quezacotl and sorry about the mess.
See ya around!”