“SWL Season 14: Premier Game 1

The first round of our 3rd assault on Premier, and it started with a bang. Blitzing off the opening kick, Germany flooded down field, smothered the Dwarven drive, and scored early through Ferdinand. The second Dwarven offensive was brought to an early demise through a Gregor Bandor foul, right in front of the Ref, who promptly sent him off. Once again, Germany capitalised through Ferdinand, taking the score out to 2-0.
Though the Dwarves managed to score before halftime, Germany had managed to kill two Dwarves by the break, and on recieivng the kick in the second half, opened up their lead further. By full time, the only people more busy than the grave diggers were the scoreboard attendants, as Germany racked up a record loss for KFC, cruising to a 4-1 victory. The only hiccup from there saw Klaus Barbie narrowly avoided death late in the game, thanks to some swift medical attention, justifying the Vermin coach's decision to allow Karl Marx to die without seeing the Apothecary earlier .

Germany get Season 14 off to a bright start, let's see if they can keep it up.

Twahnlows
3 votes: #6Trevor Twinkletoes- Scored the only Dwarf TD, had a safe pair of hands, and was the difference between a bad score line, and a terrible one.
2 votes: #9 Jim Handy- Played above his usual ability for the game, thanks to some performance enhancing drugs. Gave the Dwarves an extra Troll Slayer for the day.
1 vote: #7 Randy Rogers- Almost killed Klaus Barbie late in the game, a promising Longbeard.”