“The team name proving all too apt the teams very first match saw no less than 7 cas against us, 4 of which were regenerated by the very vital zombies. Dodo is not yet extinct, though it is not for lack of trying. "Getting killed is tough, but I am good at it" was his mumbling comment after the match. Louie's career was cut tragically short late in the game by the orcish fans, while the wolf Mummer played a decent match until having his angle broken by a mean orc. He wows (woofs) to return though.

As for the ball, it was around, but we didn't see much of it.

Team patron Count Zwiebelfurcht has shortly considered retiring the team after this disastrous first match, but declined. How else would these poor troubled souls make a living ?

Mezir was a pleasure as opponent, and was obviously better than me although the cas dice also gave him a hand. ”