“Questioner (Q): "The Mingy Yowlin Boyz today lost 2-1 to a Wood Elves team, despite their chances to win this game 2-1. Here with us is star player Trunks Snakeeye. ... Are you happy with the result?"
Trunks: "No."

Q: "Do you feel that the Wood Elves deserved the win?"
Trunks: "No."

Q: "Do you think your guys played well when they outnumbered the Elves 11 to 6?"
Trunks: "No."

Q: "Do you feel that you guys need to train more in the passing game, giving the incomplete pass you threw to Ty Snailsquasher?"
Trunks: "No."

Q: "Do you think the team needs to work on the run blocking, giving the lack of a running game today?"
Trunks: "No."

Q: "Do you have anything else to add?"
Trunks: "No."

Q: "Thanks, Trunks. ... As you can see, Da Boyz weren't pleased at all. Back to the studio."”