“What a match!

Eleventeen was at full strength, 15 players for this match, and expected no serious numbers problems this match. The Chaos with their pointy hair do not scare us - we have faced them before. The match revolved around long brawls in the middle of the field, with the odd attempt to actually move the ball down the field.

The Seven Deadly Sins - swirled around, occupying the movement lanes. Meanwhile, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse plodded into the fray, and scattered Eleventeen blitzers and linemen with abandon. It is known that one of the Sins scored the first touchdown... but things degenerated quickly for Eleventeen.

The apocethary staved off one serious injury, but the glut of players in the center of the field produced casualty after casualty, all from Eleventeen's ranks. A total of four bad injuries, and two additional serious injuries were suffered by Eleventeen - a rough game! Captain picked up a broken jaw, and Thrower Bart Starwell had his throwing hand smashed.

The referee reported the final score as 2-1 in favor of Into the Pit, but no one from Eleventeen can recall much detail about the match, so we can't file a protest! In fact, just stitching up the injured players is going to take days.

In the post-match interview, Captain was heard to say "Mmmmmpphh!! Mmmm MMMPH!!!!" Bart Starwell sat silently by himself, refusing to answer any questions... Starwell contented himself with making obscene gestures (with his remaining hand) at any reporters who looked his way.

The opposing coach was quite accommodating, and even lent his apocethary to assist our efforts to repair our players. Our sincere thanks go out to him, for a match well fought.”