“The Black Crag Rampagers won an easy one today against rival orc team Porchi. As the Porchi players marched onto the field, hordes of frenzied Rampager fans rushed the field - subjecting the Porchi to a sound thrashing. Several players were hurt, and a mob of Black Crag Natives emerged from the ruckus with head of a Porchi Black Orc. The Porchi quickly evacuated the pitch and left the desolate mountain. The Rampagers scored a win without even as much as touching the ball.

'Nosepicker' Nobbug and 'Smelly' Smozlad - two notoriously sneaky Black Crag players were reportedly seen before the match passing around fungi and weapons to the crowd. Both vehemently deny any involvement in the episode.”