“Jeez my ranked teams are hitting some of their worst nuffle-fucks ever. Comically coinciding with opponents hitting with the all-to-often negative dbl dice blocks and ofcourse succeeding.

The match started off with Texan complaining about his dice, to which, I reminded him it was only the first quarter. The complaints continued occasionally but were funnily stopped when anything he rolled that wasn't favourable I rolled twice as bad.

Again the obligatory negative dbl dice block yielded a td for him, to which the complaints stopped ;), then nuffle fully stepped in and butted-fucked the Turmoil for their first, and totally undeserved loss.

Sigh...these nuffle-fucks must be numbering around 8 of my ranked teams last 10 matches. This not being the worst but definitely up there.

Would love a rematch mate, cos there was nothing I could have done here.”