“This team (and it's coach) keeps finding creative ways not to win. Final drive (we're up 2-1) I set up the best screen I could (short handed) along the sideline.

Left one hole - ball gets knocked out but pops back behind the screen. I pick it up again and attempt to short throw it out over a black orc for a score, roll a 2, reroll a 1, ball bounces to one of my marked guys and he waits for the hit. Ball gets popped loose, bounces through the hands of my blitzer into the crowd, and they throw it back into the middle of the field (must have been the orc's side of the stands).

His thrower scoops it up and a pass/handoff later the ball is in sure scoring range and safely out of reach of any on my players. On turn 8 he throws some random blocks, rolls a double skull ( I cross my fingers and hope for the 1 in 1156ish result), rerolls something safe and wisely "Nestea plunges" into the endzone.

GG.

Note: If you don't know what a "Nestea Plunge", it's because you're not an elderly American like me. :)”