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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Handicaps were:

Knuckedusters
Illegal Drugs
It Wasn't Me
I am the Greatest
one more I can't recall

The Torment started with the ball but found themselves under pressure when they were not too careful with a Frenzy blitz and teh second block was two dice my choice and one came up a skull and shortly after one of their players was injured on a block to leave them a man down.

The Falcons pushed hard and soon stole the ball and scored a TD.

The next drive started with the fans throwing a rock and injuring another Torment player. Outnumbered the Torment soon coughed up the ball again for another Falcons score.

There was not much that the Torment could do with the Falcons having 80+ luck in the first half whilst the Torment were in the low 40s (and as seen by the final result of 41, they rolled worse and worse as the game went on).

My opponent had some horrid misfortune, like misclicking on his touchpad and using his Blitz move early so he could not penetrate into my side of the field, and two turns ended on the first or second player moved due to the rainy conditions (one turn was his thrower rolling snake eyes to pick up the ball, and another turn was his 29 spp Lino using up a RR cos he was 4 away from the Thrower instead of 3 when he passed and then the catch was dropped).

Meanwhile, the Falcons made dodge after dodge, GFI after GFI, and picked up the ball, passed and caught it pretty much every time except for once.

Not much for my opponent to do when he was so under manned early (with his Witch also failing lots of KO recovery rolls) and his cruddy rolling against a superior team that was making all its rolls.

Anyways, I hope Kalif's team has a good recovery and hopefully we will have a less luck affected rematch in the future.

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