“- We asked Nantosvelta, the new Vampire in the team, how she was doing in her very first match ever:
- "Well, this morning I was so nervous I couldn't even eat, but after I took this quick drink in the first round - sorry, Rah-Omir if that hurt a bit [yeah, right!] - everything went on well. I scored the touchdown and after one of these sneaky elves dared to touch me - touch ME! - I ripped his hand off. Boy was he yelling until this apothecary came...
Last, I have to say that judging from what I heard about these Elves, I expected them to be more agile and dodging away and all this stuff - but nothing, everytime it got important, they just crashed to the ground and started whimpering. Well, not my problem..."
- Thank you for your statement and good luck for the future!”
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Or once an actual 2+ with my blitzer in scoring position.
Nice opponent though.
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