“In a game that coach ArtaXerxes thought might yield 6 touchdowns, the end result was a 1-1 grind. So much for elf agility and lizard speed.

The Fossils started well, blitzing the Losers before the ball had landed in their half. The scrap that resulted lead to a 0-0 scoreline at half-time. This was certainly not a game to remember.

DanielCollins started the 2nd half well with an amazing run through 3 tackle-zones to blitz and remove Balljuggle who was holding the ball deep (and safe???) in Fossil territory. Chunky04 did a similar dodge run to pick up the ball and secure it and withstand the subsequent blitz. Oz Jesting then blitzed to advance Chunky04 who subsequent dodged away to score.

The game ended with Whitey blitzing ball carrier Balldrinker II who coughed up the ball which bounced to Saurus Gidush II who nimbly pocketed the ball while standing in beefygoodness' tacklezone (roll target 7). Erool II blocked beefygoodness to free up Gidush II (not wanting to show off his agility too much by dodging) allowing him to score the equalizer.

Twahnlow votes:

3 pts - #3 DanielCollins for amazing dodging and blitzing deep skinks

2 pts - #16 Chunky04 for securing the ball, weathering the blitz and eventually scoring

1 pt - #8 Oz Jesting for blitz assisting Chunky04 to score. The MVP (for once) was well deserved.”