“Bad to report to da fool Leoncourte. We woz robbed (I'm getting quite used to writing these ;P).

Our booter boyz was waiting to push a couple through da chicks with dick-envy but your rulez need finking over.

We is stategic geneeussess and dere woz nuffing we could ave dun betta. Gork and Mork got slapped by a bitch called Nuffle and dat put paid to our march to glory.

Dey could have dodged between da cracks in da pavement da way they was playing (rolling jaw-dropping chain dodges today ;P). We fankfully managed to hurtz a lot cos dey was very accommmodatting about standin next to us wiv deir chins ready for a smack.

My mah is gonna be pissed wiv dis.

Next time, next time.

I must add, it was a good fun game, with some healthy banter ;P. Good luck Yo.”