“I would have been amazed to have lost this game given the bad luck this temperamental elf team suffered (almost as amazed as I was when my beastman intercepted a pass with his claw...). He almost halted the breakaway too.

However, some pride must have been restored through an incredible end to end touchdown to capitalise on my lack of due haste halfway through the second half - the ball started deep in my pocket and ended in my end zone. When they feel deigned to reward you such, those elves can play some amazing blood bowl.

Indeed, The Alliance was unlucky not to have stolen it at the death after a crowd invasion leveled half the players and ruined any attempt I had at co-ordinating a final push.

A fair result? Infuratingly, I think so. An enjoyable match? Most definitely.”