“Luck meter is out and replay may be broken as the game hung partway through my turn 8 in the first half. I failed to score during the disconnect and didn't do any KOs or injuries I just clicked end turn on the reload. The luck meter was showing 55 all at the time of the disconnect.
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Assault
Bad coaching
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Bloody
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Murder
Smash
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Handicaps were:

Morley's on 3 (very effective)
It Wasn't Me on Blitzer with 12 SPP
Bad Press
Extra Training?
One other not too good one
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The Perfect started in offence and didn't play their best game to start. With no reroll left, the Elves had to pass and catch (with skill rerolls) then leap and dodge away. A 1 came up on the leap or the dodge and the ball was turned over. The Falcons quickly got the ball and scored.

On the next drive, the Falcons got a Blitz! and stole the ball. The Pret Perfect used their leaping strip ball player to knock the ball free, but the scatter landed on him and he caught it, right next a couple of Falcon big hitters.

It took 6 dice to get the ball free, but the scatter left the Falcons with no way to score.

The Perfect stole the ball back and threw the ball over Valdrek's head and he made an interception! (My opponent could have done two GFI to avoid the intercept chance I think). With vision of another Thundercall in his eyes, Valdrek passed the ball for a TD pass instead of scoring himself.

At 2-0 down only halfway into the opening period, the Perfect got an easy score this time (AG5, NOS, leap etc makes it easy heh). However, unfotunately for the Perfect, one of their Catchers (uninjured with about 90 SPP) was killed on a block (no modifiers) and the apothecary failed.

The Falcons on their next drive found it hard going when the Perfect had a Perfect Defence and put tackle zones on 9 Falcons players whilst their Witches were both on the bench having a breather.

The Falcons managed to get two players towards the end zone and tossed the ball deep to try and chase it down the next turn. The Perfect knocked Valdrek over and put a tackle zone on the ball. The Falcons only needed 3x 2+ to score (2+ leap, 2+ pick up, 2+ dodge with a team reroll) but tried to play silly buggers by pushing a prone Valdrek one closer to the end zone so he could GFI twice and be in a scoring position. Too many rolls were required and a 1 came up on one of the 3 GFI required to get Valdrek to the end zone and then I failed to pick up the ball or something. The game got disconnected around here so I just ended turn on the reload.

Second half the Falcons started with the ball and the two teams took turns scoring 2-3 turn TDs.

There was one dangerous moment when Valdrek could have been pushed out of bounds, but it required a 3+ dodge and two leaps and my opponent didn't see that Valdrek had sidestep so I got away with it. Was a difficult play in the end with me needing a 4+ pass (with RR) to get a score but I luck was with me.
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Overall, it was a pretty good fun game. My opponent just was very unlucky to cop a blitz that lead to a score, to take a RIP with the apothecary failing and then taking a -AV as well on an almost legend. Both cas were without Mighty Blow modifiers so that was extra unlucky. He also had about 3 turns where his opening move was a double skulls block so it wasn't easy. If it weren't for the blitz it would have been a very close game indeed.

I wish melker's team a good recovery as he certainly didn't deserve the pounding and a 1 on the winnings roll to boot.”