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Can't recall the handicaps now some one and half weeks later.

The Falcons started in defence but had Blitz! They started with a one dice blitz action with Valdrek and got a very jammy BH on the tree clubbers Str4 Kicker.

The clubbers soon lost their apothecary when dodging against Diving Tackle (a different path could have avoided the dodge) and the failed dodge yielded a niggle.

The clubbers then played to preserve their skins and did not mount much defensive pressure to avoid taking damage from blocks.
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Not a very fun game for my opponent who copped the blitz first up by a superior team and lost one of their better players straight away and then using their apothecary on turn 1?

Was not much of a game after that as the Falcons were able to score at will whilst the clubbers tried one turn TDs each drive and failing on one or two occasions. I don't blame kingbee though as sometimes a win/draw is not worth risking valued players.

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