“XFL Quarterfinal match!
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Luck reading is slightly out and the replay might be missing the first turn. Game disconnected just after I finished my first turn and we had to reload. My luck after one turn was 84 heh.
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Handicaps were:

I Am The Greatest
Iron Man
Bribe the Ref2
Knuckledusters
Duh Where Am I? (on my AG4 Thrower)
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Well this was a dice rape clinic. My opponent never had a chance in this game with the dice rolls I was getting and his ineffectual blocks in the first half. I had the dice on a string, causing casualty after casualty and gazillions of KOs. I suffered two KOs and a RIP (apothed) the entire game in return. At the end of the first half, my opponent had 1 player on the pitch. At the end of the second, no players. It was a totally one sided affair with the dice giving my already super team an unbeatable advantage.
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The Babes started in offence against an imposing Force of Gods lineup - three mighty blow tackle - one with Iron Man. The Babes had more tackle, but only one Mighty Blow.

The Babes got a quick snap to start and because their opponent had set up close ot the line of scrimmage there were free blocks on 5 players. The Babes got lucky early with a block causing a niggle on a LOS player. They stunned one mighty blow tackle player with a blitz and KO'd a second with a foul. 11 v 9 after one turn.

The Helena's blitzed with their Mighty Blow Tackle player and didn't get any pows despite using a team RR.

The Babes responded by knocking out a Catcher with a Blitz move then fouled one of the Helena's mighty blow tackle players causing a badly hurt injury. 11 v 7 after 2 turns as the ref didn't see the foul!

The Helena with their 7 players blitzed the Babes' Str4 Catcher and knocked her out so they were only outnumbered by 3.

The Babes had enough super lucky turn, causing a Badly Hurt with one block, knocking out another player with a second, then causing another Badly Hurt with their third foul in three turns. No whistle from the ref again and it was 10 vs 4 after only 3 turns!

Helena's single blitz action with Mighty Blow and Tackle again failed to produce a knockdown. The Babes responded by knocking out another player with a block, then knocking out another player with yet another foul and still no whistle from the ref! 10 vs 2 after 4 turns. Dice rape deluxe.

With total control of the field, the Babes tried to farm some extra SPP with some passing. The Babes made one pass then dropped a hand off, then failed to pick up the ball next turn.

With one turn left, the Babes fouled yet again, not fearing a no score first half because with so many Helena's players knocked out, only one set of KO recovery rolls could be very damaging and also they had such superior numbers, overtime looked very exciting prospect with lots of potential passes and TDs on the cards.

The fifth foul of the half saw a 6th Helena's player Knocked Out and still no whistle. Only the opposing Iron Man player was on the pitch! A SPP earning pass was dropped by the Babe's AG4 catcher (damn snake-eyes, my only real bit of bad luck this game) and the half ended.

The second half started with 4 out of 6 of the Helena's players waking up and they had 8 to take on 11 highly skilled Babes.

The Helena started the drive well causing a KO and two stuns, but then failed to pick up the ball in the backfield off a short Babes kick.

The Babes fouled and caused a stun and then got to the ball (AG5 Blodge Stand Firm rocks) and threw it deep towards the Helena's end zone.

The Helena's tried to rush some players back and failed a GFI trying to set up a two dice blitz with Mighty Blow Tackle on the AG5 Catherine Bell.

The Babes pushed one Helena's player out of bounds (stunning) using Frenzy and then fouled the Helena's prone Dirty Player, knocking her out. Finally the ref blew the whistle and ejected the Babes wench who had fouled 7 times before getting caught. It was 9 vs 6.

The Helena finally got a good hit in, causing a RIP on Catherine Bell who was saved by the Babe's apothecary. The Helena's then did a +2 foul on her but rolled snake eyes on the armour roll and did no injury!

The Babes used their Wizard then and sent a fireball at 3 Helena's players. Knocking one prone and killing a second! More insane luck for the Babes. The Babes then knocked out a Helena's player with a block, and seriously injured a second with another block. Another super lucky brutal turn by the Babes and it was 9 vs 3 after only 3 turns in the second half. A foul caused a stun leaving Helena's few opportunities to get a 2 dice hit without some dodges.

The Helena's were ineffectual again with their blitz. With their superior numbers, the Babes used a chain pushback to herd the Helena's Mighty Blow Tackle player with Iron Man towards the sideline. Another foul caused a niggle on the Helena's leaving them 2 players. The ref blew his whistle to eject the Babes' dirty player, but head coach Malthor argued the call, saying the ref had ignored 7 earlier fouls by his team and he ought to be consistent with his rulings and the ref agreed!

With four turns left, the Babes farmed a pass for a SPP and kept the Helena's Iron Man tackler trapped on the sidelines.

Helena's stood their prone Iron Man player up and tried to blitz out of the sideline trap. 3 dice against, and I chose Skull/Pow to keep her trapped. Next turn she was pushed out of bounds. The dice showed 10 on the injury but Iron Man saved her from a cas!

Turn 7, the Babes chase down the sole Helena's player on the pitch and cause her to be Badly Hurt on a block. Pitch cleared!

The Babes delayed a turn and then scored on turn 8 to ensure the Helena did not cause a lucky injury on the Babes with a turn 8 setup.

Overtime was enticing with the Helena having 3 reserves and 4 KO so a max of 7 and a likely 5 player lineup, but with no apothecary, the Babes decided to take the win and show a little bit of mercy for poor PLATYPUS who was up late and certainly would not have had a fun game.
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Well that was a total dice rape. I was so damn lucky that game with the armour and injury results and my multiple fouls without being caught. My opponent had no chance.

Despite the one sided dice, my opponent was a good sport and did not moan and whine too much, and just took the dice rape on the chin (or up the a$$ heh) with minimal comment. A great sport and I wish his team a good recovery.

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