“Dis team's first game against summat "soft". We'z played lots of basha boyz, plenty o' runna boyz and even one elf skwad. And den some rat boyz bravely aksepted ta play uz.

I fink dis match kinda shows why that dun't happen much. Zingr's paper arma 'ad been left out in da rain fer too long, or sumfing. Wez jus' blasted froo it, an' when he durn't have nuff playaz left, wez sat on da endline till da ref tole us da game wuz ova. Oh yeh, Rokk put da boot into da really fast git, dat kinda won us da game, coz 'ee woz 'urt too much to play on.

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Thanks for the game, Zingr, really appreciate it that orcs can sometimes get a soft game as well, vs an opponent who keeps smiling even when the game turns sour. Good defensive play and kudos on getting so many TZs on my thrower so often. Hope your armour holds better in future.

In other news, Vragh da Kwikk got +ST.”