“Dat's our first match and here is how it goes.

We start doing a very cunnin' play so the human's coach gets scared and concedes in turn two.

Coach Everblight says he don't think dat is the right.. er.. inter-pre-te-shunn (dat's a difficuld word, see how me is clever, me knows difficult words) and he acts very surprised of the concede.

Me thinks that the other coach was scared, though. Can't be certain because me at the time was down on the ground thinking...um.. very clever fings.

Anyway dat was a good lot of coin we got so we can use it and find another clever ogre to do our cunnin' plays.

And dat's a good fing, yup.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr........”