“Dat's our second match and here's how it goes.

Enemy Chaos gets ball first then here they come to do us a tuchdown. We do a very clever play to stop'em but we still need to get the 'ang of that "block" fing so some of us come down together with the enemy. Then four gobbos can't stop a single goat so they score.

Stoopid gobbos, yup.

Er...

Second go at the ball and ogre Gorog again go down together with a goart so they again get the ball.
Then coach Everblight starts cursin' and yellin' and callin' us names so ogres Zogrom an' Turog get angry and headbutt in the middle of the goats sendin'one in the KO's and freein' da ball.

Then the gobbos swarm around screamin' and pesterin'each other and one of them by accident picks up da ball and then runs away and scores and dat is only thanks to our cunnin' play.

Stoopid gobbos.

Er...

Second half we do a very cunnin' play and again a gobbo scores only because of we ogres are clever and ve play strategikally.

Stoopid, stoopid gobbos.

We win good coin and we now get apo-the-curry, yup.

Errrrrrrrrr....”