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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2006-04-23 23:46:44
40k
1/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
1
-
1
11
-
1
15
52
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
3
-
1
14
-
-
23
47
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#11 Kåssvägs Kentha – Smashed Knee (NI)
“A game of shame.
The Sweepers couldn't manage to take an easy win in the League. A big shame for the team and every dwarf out there. It was a game we should've controlled from the beginning to end but Nuffle had other things in mind.
The Capitalist's started to attack but they didn't come far at the start. but when the 1d's hit the fan. They sure made up in Luck what they lacked in skills. Slowly he started to move towards our endzone. And every time we chased them down they threw another 1'd at us and slipped away. Finally they scored after they'd stalled away some time for us. What a shameful move by a cowardful race. It just makes us sad as in a "superior race way".
In the 2:nd half we recieved the ball and started our drive for an equalizer. We started building up our game slowly with a "fake Left blitz without picking the ball up" for three turns and then sprinted off in a "Run like a Gutter runner with the Sewer Sweepers at you tail, Right". And slowly, like we planned it, we went for a draw in this the first game for the Sweepers. Next stop is Freppa, known for his cowardly game plan, with the most puny and corwardly race of all. No, not Snotling, elves! We hate elves.
((Great sport Fleischmarkt. Even though he stalled. i just hate stalling. Usually i foul during the rest of the game when it happens but I didnt have so many players this time : ). My dwarves gonna be cocky so dont put to much into the report. "Fleisch" played well but he made a lot of 1d's and got away with it against my blockproof dwarf team. Cudos! And in the 2:nd half my useless runner couldnt manage to pick the ball up on 6 tries, standing in no ones TZ. First time i swore, second time I cursed Nuffles moma but the third time i cried of laughter. I sure love this game because it's darn ugly sometimes. And I play to have fun. And i think this sort of Fluff league makes it even funnier, tnx Peach. But beware. Stall/foul my fun away and i pull out my "Sneaky Git of Hobgoblin behaviour" and place him on your team))”
The Sweepers couldn't manage to take an easy win in the League. A big shame for the team and every dwarf out there. It was a game we should've controlled from the beginning to end but Nuffle had other things in mind.
The Capitalist's started to attack but they didn't come far at the start. but when the 1d's hit the fan. They sure made up in Luck what they lacked in skills. Slowly he started to move towards our endzone. And every time we chased them down they threw another 1'd at us and slipped away. Finally they scored after they'd stalled away some time for us. What a shameful move by a cowardful race. It just makes us sad as in a "superior race way".
In the 2:nd half we recieved the ball and started our drive for an equalizer. We started building up our game slowly with a "fake Left blitz without picking the ball up" for three turns and then sprinted off in a "Run like a Gutter runner with the Sewer Sweepers at you tail, Right". And slowly, like we planned it, we went for a draw in this the first game for the Sweepers. Next stop is Freppa, known for his cowardly game plan, with the most puny and corwardly race of all. No, not Snotling, elves! We hate elves.
((Great sport Fleischmarkt. Even though he stalled. i just hate stalling. Usually i foul during the rest of the game when it happens but I didnt have so many players this time : ). My dwarves gonna be cocky so dont put to much into the report. "Fleisch" played well but he made a lot of 1d's and got away with it against my blockproof dwarf team. Cudos! And in the 2:nd half my useless runner couldnt manage to pick the ball up on 6 tries, standing in no ones TZ. First time i swore, second time I cursed Nuffles moma but the third time i cried of laughter. I sure love this game because it's darn ugly sometimes. And I play to have fun. And i think this sort of Fluff league makes it even funnier, tnx Peach. But beware. Stall/foul my fun away and i pull out my "Sneaky Git of Hobgoblin behaviour" and place him on your team))”
For the coach it should be the first match with a human team too, but the restless boys played not too bad. The first half they attacked hard and with the help of some lucky 1d throws (with a handfull of RR in reserve) they managed a few crowdpushs. Nuffle was with the humans! (I heard he doesn't like dwarfes anyway) The way for the capitalists first TD was free and delaying to score for one turn seemed to be the right strategy. The human coach gave the sign for stalling one turn. The dwarfen coach jumped around in anger, spectating how the weak humans bashed the beer out of his "superior" stubs, but finally the human catcher scored. The first half ended with the second serious injury on the second human lineman. Maybe Nuffle doesn't like humans too?
The second half was dominated by the unbelievable disability of the dwarfen runner to pick up the ball. While the rest of the dwarfen team kicked the humans around the dwarfen ball handler ran circles around the leather egg. Finally, after three attempts he managed to pick up the ball. Most of the capitalist team was spread over the pitch, when the dwarfen ball carrier was put in a cage by his own team a few yards away from the human TD-line. The human coach decided to place some players around the cage to delay the TD but he forgot the weak link. The last thing the fragile catcher saw, was a dwarfen fist, then he hit the pitch. The way was free for the counter TD by the dwarfs. The humans were given a last chance to interrupt, which ended with another KO of an human blitzer. A draw is ok for the first capilalist match. We will evolve.”