“Oh deary me...

Ignore the luck rating, this was one of those games where the number of turns that didn't end on a turnover could be counted on the fingers of a single claw. A pathetic display of blocking (only one cas! - against Skaven?!?) and ball handling (I think my beastmen are scared of it) which I shall certainly be countering with the immediate purchase of additional re-rolls.

Full marks to Absurd (who was as cursed as I) - when I gave him an inch, he took an entire half pitch; I never really managed to construct a convincing (nor efficient) cage; and spent most of my drives chasing (!) him to the loose ball. Quite punchy for a skaven team with no Rat Ogres too. It's those damned Horns/Dauntless Gutters - I shall remember where I saw that first.

All in all, an enjoyable, if immensely frustrating, game against a ruthless coach. Thanks for the match, and better luck next time (shouldn't be difficult, really...).”