“Coming into the match, I said my goal, considering how few players I had, was to not be hurt, get some cash, get a couple skills. Nuffle must've been listening, because he decided to take me at my word...I eanred a couple skills the first drive with my score, got some cash, nobody hurt. However, after that first drive, I couldn't do shiitte. Next time, I'll say my goal is to have the perfect game full of nothing but POW, completed passes and 12 touchdowns...”