“Blitzes, double-skulls, dropped passes...not much went my opponent's way this game, yet he kept trooping. He's still new at this whole bloodbowl thing, but he's a very quick study with a terrific attitude, so feel free to play him, offer friendly advice as the game progresses, and watch him get better even as you're playing. I look forward to a couple months from now, playing a superb player...”