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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
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Death
Dice
Dice rape
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Lucker
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Murder
Smash
Splatt
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A bit of a dice rape.

Opponent was outplayed as I had several two dice hits on his ball carrier and I only gave up one single dicer on mine, but I rolled far more Skull+ Skull/Pow blocks and he kept injuring, KOing or stunning my players. I even stole the ball on his drive and tossed it deep to put him under pressure. What do I roll next turn? Skull/Pows reroll Skull/Pows and can't keep the pressure up.

His second last turn was an example, stunning 3 players on 3 hits. Right.

The game woulda been won by my team if not for the one sided armour and injury rolls that had me down 3-1 in the casualty count.

Sorry Johnny_Rice, you played well, but not well enough to deserve the draw. The fact that I was able to set up two dicers on your ball carrier a few times shows that, but that is the game of Javabowl. Today was not my day with the dice.

Good luck in the future though.”