“I don't usually feel bad when I'm playing Bloodbowl, but I wanted to cry during the second half.
Tony Blair was left badly hurt after sacrificing himself to the mercy of the crowd in order to prevent an equalising touchdown from the goblins. This meant my top two players were out (Kerry my star werewolf had to miss the game because he was kicked in the nuts by an angry Amazon lady). The ball was thrown back into the middle of my half and was swiftly surrounded by goblins, a few of my players went to protect the ball while the majority resorted to surrounding a downed troll to kick it in the face. Unfortunately the ref spotted this and threw one of my offending players out of the game. My first block of my next turn went against me and ended my turn before it even began, things looked very bad for me...
The gobbos cleared the players protecting the ball until just one remained standing, then a particularly brave goblin ran in, fought off the Flesh Golem to grab the ball, and ducked away to run in the TD. Unfortunately for the poor little guy, my Flesh Golem had somehow managed to secure the greenskins little nutsack between his teeth and as the goblin tried to make a break for it his ballbag ripped clean off, spraying the pitch with urine, blood, and seminal fluid. Needless to say the goblin didn't survive his injuries.
Immediately after this death, my werewolf, who up until this point had been victimised by the tiny greenskins, used his claws to tear out the eyes of his mark. Next, the flesh golem badly hurt the last goblin near the ball, wrecking the chances of Royally Green, and turning the second half of the match into a boring shambles.
I don't usually feel bad when I'm playing Bloodbowl, but I wanted to cry during the second half. Playing against an outnumbered ST2 team isn't fun. ”
“Cudos to my opponent who took good advantage of the possibillities in the game.
I made an early tactical error in my setup that allowed him to walk the first one in unscathed (trolls never moved from the Golem at the midfield).
My reply was a running play which went very well until his ghoul heroically dodged through a couple of TZs and knocked the ball fre and recaptured it. In the subsequent turn i crowded it to a BH - things were looking up. But in the following scuffle over the ball i didn´t manage to get away, failed dodge led to a RIP and i was without options to score the equalizer.
2. half...well...the less said about that one the better, eh? I think it suffices to say that i was once again taught the pleasures of being heavily outmanned while playing gobbos.
Thanks for the game Willyfart, lets have a rematch.
M”
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Tony Blair was left badly hurt after sacrificing himself to the mercy of the crowd in order to prevent an equalising touchdown from the goblins. This meant my top two players were out (Kerry my star werewolf had to miss the game because he was kicked in the nuts by an angry Amazon lady). The ball was thrown back into the middle of my half and was swiftly surrounded by goblins, a few of my players went to protect the ball while the majority resorted to surrounding a downed troll to kick it in the face. Unfortunately the ref spotted this and threw one of my offending players out of the game. My first block of my next turn went against me and ended my turn before it even began, things looked very bad for me...
The gobbos cleared the players protecting the ball until just one remained standing, then a particularly brave goblin ran in, fought off the Flesh Golem to grab the ball, and ducked away to run in the TD. Unfortunately for the poor little guy, my Flesh Golem had somehow managed to secure the greenskins little nutsack between his teeth and as the goblin tried to make a break for it his ballbag ripped clean off, spraying the pitch with urine, blood, and seminal fluid. Needless to say the goblin didn't survive his injuries.
Immediately after this death, my werewolf, who up until this point had been victimised by the tiny greenskins, used his claws to tear out the eyes of his mark. Next, the flesh golem badly hurt the last goblin near the ball, wrecking the chances of Royally Green, and turning the second half of the match into a boring shambles.
I don't usually feel bad when I'm playing Bloodbowl, but I wanted to cry during the second half. Playing against an outnumbered ST2 team isn't fun.
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