“What a shame! The billionaires beaten by a group of rats!
Just a few seconds after start a gutter runner scored a first touchdown. Incredible ball handling skills, like magnetic hands. Second kickoff: Blitz!...again... no chance for the humans to get near the ball. A linerat and a human catcher get badly hurt. 2nd touchdown for the rats. Rest of the first half is a hard struggle on the LOS. The rats stay on the pitch like they were made of iron. Second half starts with a big mistake by the human thrower, he stays too deep in his own half, what ends with him badly hurt and another touchdown for the rats. The human coach starts to curse nuffle. A fumbled short pass by the humans ends in another touchdown for the rats. The few remaining human players are outrunnend by the gutter runners. To make this match perfect, a row of lucky 1d blocks and dodges for the rats and some unlucky 2d blocks for the humans result in the fiths touchdown. The human coach begins to think about comitting suicide... but then he buys a pet rat and kicks it around.
One of my worst games ever...”