“Game starts off pretty standard, rats score very fast. Line up, and BOTH teams get the ref...he has 3 DP's to my one, and 7 turns to employ them. Between his insane witch getting a cas in three consecutive turns and his dp's chiming in with 3 cas and a bunch of ko's, there weren't many rats left by halftime. My tally for my 6 turns of GTR fouls? Two stuns. That's it. I mean, c'mon, not even a ko?

By game end my blocks had generated enough ko's to whittle elven numbers down, and there were only 4 elves to 8-9 rats. I drop the handoff, but the ball is in the middle of a pack of rats, no way can the elves get to it with so few...until he pushes my gutter onto the ball with a 1d push, ball bounces out to where his str4 bitch, er witch, can pick it up and run with it, with his other 3 elves and their dt keeping my rats at bay. I have one final shot at a chainpush OTS, but can't for the life of me roll pushes as needed, only POW. It's like, NOW I friggin roll them!

Sigh...only my niggled gutter died, and got cash to immediately replace him, so we'll call it a good game. I didn't lose by luck, my opponent played a solid game. But damn, a little more luck in either cas or bouncing ball woulda been nice...”