“A good game played by all. Players valiantly played their part in what was a strangely uneven match.

Gary the Nerd made an amazing touch down before the Necros had the oportunity to move!! A hard battle then ensued leading to a 1:1 scoreline at half time - mainly due to the boneheads in the team who couldn't understand the directions Boz was giving them.

The second half took a similar turn with a greased ball sliding through the fingers of many a Goblin and even bouncing into the hands of an oponent - oh cruel fate!!

The tail end of the match was a sorry state as Arnold Rimmer ran up and down the touchline waiting for the scutters to go back on duty - a very poor performance.”